I miss having semi-long hair so I could do this.
Having a mohawk while doing this doesn’t look as badass.
DAMN YOU. WHY MUST YOU BE SO CUTE. YOU’RE A SERIAL KILLER FOR PETE’S SAKE. YOU KILL PEOPLE. BUT YOU’RE JUST SO STINKIN’ ADORABLE. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT’S OKAY. IT’S NOT. YOU’RE LAYING IN A BED, NAKED, YOU HAVE A FULL LENGTH BACK TATTOO (that tattoo artist is the flippin luckiest person in the world) AND YOU THINK IT’S ACCEPTABLE TO JUST LAY THERE ALL COMFORTABLE AND NAKED AND WHATNOT. IT’S NOT OKAY. OKAY? OKAY. Rant = over.
